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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

A bar walks into a man

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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