- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

How old are you? 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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