Tony Romo

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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