- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian