Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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