Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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a. why? b. because

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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taking out the trash... at night

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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