- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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