- Anti Joke

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar