- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

A muslim paints Mohammed

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

women's rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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