- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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