- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

a man makes a bad joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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