How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Anti Joke

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