- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

speak now or forever hold your pee

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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