- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Water? I hardly know her.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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