What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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lol

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Do the roar!

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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