- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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