Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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