Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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A dyslexic blind man

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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