Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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