- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

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