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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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