- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

call me maybe.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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