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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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