- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

can you touch your toes? no

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