- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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