- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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