- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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