- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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