- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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