Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

France had one revolution

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do I hate? people

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