What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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