why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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