- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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