What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Nickelback.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Pickles are powerful

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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