whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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