- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

a blind man walks into a wall

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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