What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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