why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Julian Ha.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Bob Saget that is all

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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