A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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SEX

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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baloney sandwich

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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