- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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