- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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