- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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