- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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