- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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