Democracy.

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black people swimming

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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