I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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An anti-joke

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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WILLY

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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