How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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