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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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