- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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