- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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